Verne Troyer, a.k.a. ‘Mini-Me’, is suing gossip website TMZ for publishing a slice of his supposedly “stolen” sex-tap yesterday.

Troyer filed a $20 million lawsuit against TMZ Thursday saying they violated his rights by publishing (TMZ.com) and airing (TMZ TV) parts of his sex tape. He also claims they violated his right of publicity and misappropriated his name and likeness. You know he hates being called mini-me!

The pint sized actor claims (as do they all) that his sex tape was stolen and miraculously ended up in the possession of the slimy dude, Kevin Blatt, who busted out Paris Hilton’s infamous, “One Night in Paris”. He is also named in the lawsuit.

Troyer is requesting an injunction stopping any further distribution of the video.

Hannah Montana penis candy! (DL)

The Bachelorette’s DeAnna Pappas in a bikini (DSF)

I think I love Tim McGraw! (Y!)

OMG, I didn’t even recognize Lori Petty! (WB)

Mary-Kate Olsen’s stoned cross-eyed face (CR)

Love me some Beastie Boys (ABH)

Larry King doesn’t know who Christina Aguilera is (DSF)

Nicole Richie lands a spot on Chuck’ (CWS)

John Mayer to retire? (DS)

This is the girl in the mini-me sex tape (DL)

The girls are really trying to impress Nelson Mandela (A!)

Apparently Bennifer II aren’t through (GB)

Celebrities from NYC (PB)

J Lo post baby bikini (HB)

VH1’s ‘New York Goes to Hollywood’ Promo Pics . . ewww (POP)

Tea Leoni in a bikini (TB)

Audrina Patridge buys crap (IBBB)

Tiffany Trump looks like her dad (DSF)

Kevin Federline offered a seven-figure deal?! (CK)

Remember the slimy doctor who operated on Kanye West’s mother before she died?

Dr. Jan Adams is back on the scene, this time for yet another DUI. His third time since 2003.  Impressive. Our sources say he loves them Heinekens!

The dumbass was arrested at 2:45 am after being spotted in his ‘04 gray Jaguar XJ8 turning onto a freeway (680 freeway near Benicia) off-ramp. He failed a sobriety test and was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving, driving the wrong way and driving on a suspended license. He is currently in Solano County Jail awaiting bail.

On a side note, Dr. Adams has also had his physician’s license revoked due to unpaid child support.  He was warned in May and never did anything about it so his license was pulled at midnight last night.  What great timing!  This is the second time this has happened to Dr. Jan, the last time being in 2006 – and it lasted three months.

His license can be reinstated once he is caught up on payments.

• Sarah Jessica Parker may already have another movie role lined up after starring in the hit, ‘Sex and the City’. Parker may be playing yet another single-girl in New York, although the story of Ivy Ames is rather different than that of Carrie Bradshaw. ‘The Ivy Chronicles,’ is about an Upper East Side woman who, after losing her high-powered job and getting divorced, starts over again but without the status and material possessions. After having to remove her children from their private school, Ames starts a business to help upper-middle-class women get their children into elite kindergartens. The movie is based on the book by Karen Quinn.

• Bill Murray’s divorce with ex-wife Jennifer Butler Murray has been finalized. Jennifer was awarded both of the couple’s home, custody of the children, child support and a lump sum of $7 million dollars, thanks to their pre-nuptial agreement. Talk about hitting the jackpot . . Makes you wonder if the allegations she made against Bill -including sexual addiction, marijuana smoking, abandonment and physical abuse – are true. Murray’s lawyer said recently, “I can say that Bill Murray is deeply saddened by the break-up of his marriage to Jennifer. They remain loving parents, committed to the best interest of their children.”

• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have donated $1 million to both American and Iraqi children suffering from the war. The donation was made to the Education Partnership for Children of Conflict through their Jolie-Pitt Foundation. Jolie said, “These educational support programs for children of conflict are the best way to help them heal.” Pitt added, “We hope to encourage others to give to these great organizations.” $500,000 will go to the Armed Service YMCA Operation Hero Program, which helps educate and emotionally support children of military personnel serving in Iraq. The money will bring 2,500 new children into the program. The other $500,000 will go to groups dealing with Iraqi women and children struggling to learn or simply survive. They include Women for Women International; The International Rescue Committee; and NineMillion.org, part of the United National High Commissioner for Refugees. In all, 5,700 Iraqi children and 300 women will benefit.

• The Supreme Court ruled today that Americans have a right to own guns for self-defense and hunting. This is the first major pronouncement on gun rights in U.S. history. The court’s 5-4 ruling struck down the District of Columbia’s 32-year-old ban on handguns as incompatible with gun rights under the Second Amendment. The Second Amendment reads, “A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.” Justice Antonin Scalia said that an individuals right to bear arms is supported by “the historical narrative” both before and after the Second Amendment was adopted. The Constitution does not permit “the absolute prohibition of handguns held and used for self-defense in the home,” Scalia said.

• For all those saying they didn’t believe the rumors, you can eat your words. The marriage of Madonna and Guy Ritchie is indeed ending in divorce. Madonna has hired pitbull divorce attorney Fiona Shackleton, the divorce lawyer for Sir Paul McCartney and Prince Charles. Madge is said to be worth $300 million and is seeking a headache-free split from her husband of seven years. The pop star has recently been spotted without her wedding ring on. The material girl’s publicist has refused to comment so far. Rumor has it the couple has no pre-nup in place. James Stewart, a family partner with the leading London firm Manches, commented, “These big money divorces are either terribly straightforward, because there is enough money to give those involved a fair share, more so than where there is not much money, or they go to court, because one side is either mean or greedy.”

Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes

The list of celebrities who have sex tapes is getting longer and longer these days. Now you can add Verne Troyer to that list.

I don’t think I can top how TMZ described the tape . . “like a natural childbirth in reverse.”

Ha!

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer won’t let their busy schedules interfere with some hot lustin’ sex romps!

(EDIT: Sorry I repeated myself earlier . . I suck at editing sometimes . . heh)

Coincidentally, the two are both working overseas, Mayer is on tour and Aniston is promoting her upcoming film Marley & Me. (Which, by the way, I am dying to see. I just finished the book last night, and read it in a whopping four days.)

Mayer played at ‘Picnic in the Park’ in Den Haag outside Amsterdam on Sunday. He stayed in Amsterdam until Tuesday afternoon even though he had a show to play in the UK later that evening. Apparently he not only stuck around to smoke the finest herb in the land, he wanted to see Aniston who came to town to promote her movie at the 2008 Cinema Expo.

Jen and John had separate hotels but John spent little time in his after Aniston arrived. He headed to the UK around noon Tuesday, leaving Aniston to take in the sights on a tourist boat tour.

Pamela Anderson’s cherry (DSF)

Cindy Margolis promotes Playboy issue, might have a lot of sex with you (BST)

Will someone please sew Denise Richards’ mouth SHUT! (DL)

Scarlett Johansson’s email fling with Obama (ABH)

Brooke Hogan whoring it up for Maxim with Hulk lurking over (EB)

Jessica Biel’s new mullet hairdo (DSF)

O.M.G. Look at Matt Damon (WB)

Gisele Bundchen struts the catwalk in Brazil (GW)

Nelson Mandela says f*ck Naomi Campbell! (DL)

Ali Larter does Allure (TB)

Queen Latifah’s lover (JJ)

Kanye loses his cool (POP)

Charlize Theron looking hot (GS)

This naked chick in a bathtub is not Britney Spears (GT)

The wild Google chase (CK)

Baby Maddy Spears is already the center of gossip (PB)

Justin Timberlake for Givenchy (BSC)

Jessica Simpson on The View (DS)

I want Katherine Heigl’s bikini! (HBW)

Britney Spears stalker bikini pics (DSF)

*Corrected* -A gas receipt will get you 2 FREE TACOS at Jack in the Box Thursday (LINK)

You know, I haven’t checked, but I would be willing to be that those “straight guy” celebrity blogs out there are going to say that yes, Karolina Kurkova is fat.

Because they’re guys and they think they are being snarky. But really, any of those f*ckers would kill to bang this broad. Get real.

Karolina Kurkova, 24, has been mocked by the Brazilian press during Sao Paolo Fashion Week for being slightly heavier than normal. They called out the model for having “love handles, back fat and cellulite.”

Hold up, now is this the same Brazil that was so proudly (and loudly) telling the world that they were banning size zero models just a couple years ago? Funny how fickle the fashion world is. No one relevant has died due to anorexia lately I suppose.

An article in a Brazilian paper said Victoria’s Secret model Karolina “shocked” the audience when she appeared on the runway. I would give the cellulite on my ass to see who the fat f*ck was who wrote the article. No really, I would.

What do you think? Was Karolina unfit to walk the catwalk?