Ellen Degeneres and girlfriend Portia de Rossi topless boating (DSF)

Flavor Flav lost his virginity at 6-years-old! (DL)

Marissa Miller boobies in GQ (BST)

I know you want to see Amy Winehouse’s pubes! (Y!)

Verne Troyer’s slut is still talking like her bank account depends on it (EBG)

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her birthday with Samantha Ronson this weekend (GT)

Pete Wentz is already annoying his unborn son (CW)

Another mistress in the Christie Brinkley divorce case (BS)

Simon Cowell thinks Brad Pitt should play him in a movie (GB)

Blake Incarcerated is still a junkie in prison (D3)

Kim Kardashian’s home was TP’d (GH)

Kim Kardashian stinks (DS)

Jennifer Aniston’s new huge campaign pics (BB)

Madonna’s brother’ tell-all in stores next week (POP)

Wonder Woman is an alcoholic? (GW)

Luke Perry rocks a stache (IBBB)

Britney Spears and Adnan back again? (GS)

Sandra Bullock bikini (DSF)

Yikes, J Lo’s twins look like daddy (DL)