Shauna Sands face is royally f*cked up! (DL)

Bai Ling does her best Amy Winehouse (BST)

Some chick who I don’t know is topless and super pointy (DSF)

Is Mary-Kate Olsen about to head back to rehab? (PB)

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson candid pics (DH)

Pete Doherty’s bachelor pad will make you wanna hurl (ABH)

Sacha Baron Cohen has gay cage fighting (TB)

Jessica Alba boob check (ND)

Did Angelina Jolie endorse this lame weight-loss hula hoop? (DSF)

Selma Blair, XYZ! (A!)

In case you missed it, Corey Haim is still all f*cked up on drugs (DL)

Mariah Carey wants to be kidnapped (WB)

Funniest wedding picture ever (DL)