Busted face British chicks in bikinis..heh (DSF)

Katherine McPhee looks fab without makeup (BST)

Madonna begged for Jose Canseco’s sperm (Y!)

Can you imagine having your name on your bikini bottoms? Maybe if I had an ass like this.. (ABH)

Hayden Panettiere is getting engaged? (ND)

Obama has a little hillbilly in him! (BS)

Jennifer Aniston found love letters to John Mayer written by Jessica Simpson (CW)

America’s Next Top Wig Model! (IBBB)

Jamie Lynn’s ugly baby (TB)

Michael Buble and Emily Blunt split (GB)

Posh actually wore pajamas on a plane (HBW)

James Blunt still manages to score trim (DSF)

High-heeled MILF (GS)

HIlary Duff’s ass and her puppy (CR)

Jennifer Garner is pregnant again (GW)

Eva Longoria bikini cellulite (DSF)

OK! magazine pays Matthew McConaughey and Jessica Alba big for baby pics (DS)

Mariah Carey loves her some photoshop! (A!)

Carrie Underwood in a bikini (DSF)

Amy Winehouse has more coke boogers! (PB)

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan enjoy Disneyland (WB)

Miley is still not over the controversial pic (POP)