Oh. My. Gawd.
So this gal gives a guy her business card after chatting with him for a couple minutes on the streets of San Fransisco. The phone calls that followed are almost unbelievable.
This guy tells the woman how stunning she is, tells her lucky she is to have him approach her and on and on. It only gets weirder the longer you listen. You honestly can’t even imagine the bullsh*t that this guy spews. Sad thing is, you can bet he believes it.
Thanks Jason for sending this to me, he found it over at Holy Taco.
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July 18th, 2008 at 2:45 am
Is this for real? OMG, this guy is crazy!!
July 18th, 2008 at 5:00 am
Gag me with a business card!!!!
Hmm, I dunno, maybe she thinks you are a complete asshole/psycho.
What a freak.
July 18th, 2008 at 6:30 am
I wish there was a visual of this guy. He is really creepy. And to think he is one of the only “Normal” guys in San Fran….
July 18th, 2008 at 6:38 am
On the Holy Taco site there is a comment about this guy. It says he is Dimitri from Toronto. He has a site: http://dimitrithelover.com/ He teaches men how to pick up women. There is an interview with him on a radio show. It sure sounds like the same voice. Can you believe this guy gets PAID to teach guys his techniques?
July 18th, 2008 at 7:30 am
OMG… this is exasperating, I cannot believe such an EGO is loose on the streets! What an a**hole!!!
July 18th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
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July 18th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
oh my GAWD, what a douche. he is completely CRAZY!
July 18th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Thank you for the shout out! Mwah!
P.S. You are very elegant. I expect you to call me…
July 19th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
I just found this website on him…talk about CREEPY!!
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations
July 19th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
I just had my husband listen to this…his jaw just absolutely dropped. That dude was unreal!!