Ryan Seacrest, fresh from a Mexican vacation, told his listeners that he was bit by a shark while swimming in the ocean on Sunday.

He said on his KIIS-FM radio show, “I thought it was a stick. I wasn’t sure what had happened. I saw it swim! He took a bite, and he left.”

He said he found the shark’s tooth in his skin. “[It] wasn’t a great thing to find. It was like finding a splinter!” He added that he needed an Advil after the event.

When asked if anyone else on the beach had been bit, he replied, “No, just me, of course! There were like 1,000 people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark!”

However, Seacrest was only bit on the toe by a sand shark. Nothing too big and scary. Darn it!