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Labor Day Weekend Link Lovin’

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Rapper pisses on groupie to get noticed – DSF

Katy Perry getting her boobs plastered – HM

Jodie Marsh shows almost all her titties off this time – BST

No one asked you, prick – POP

Axl Rose vs. Blogger – ABH

Obama and his bitch – EB

Mariah Carey is no genius – CR

Katy Perry + Jesus = ___ – PB

A Facebook movie?  Zzzzzz… – BS

Eva Longoria at the MySpace cafe – CW

Julia Roberts in a bikini – TB

Madonna’s 50-year-old crotch shot – DSF

Mackenzie Phillips had 34 syringes and 3 baggies of heroin on her when arrested – HB

Vanessa Minnillo is looking good – BST

Take that, Jolly Roger! – CK

Kid Rock pissed on someones couch – HM

The Replacements drummer found dead – GB

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The Replacements, “I’ll Be You”

Hey folks, I’m off to drive about 1/3 of the way across the country!  Yes, really.  It will be quite the trip with 2 dogs, myself and my hubby all crammed into the car.  Should be an adventure though.  I hope you all have a rockin’ Labor Day weekend, with no labor involved!

xoxo  -Spicy

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Spicy Briefs

Thursday, August 28th, 2008
  • Axl Rose, 46, doesn’t just look creepy, he is creepy!  Heatherette designer Richie Rich says he and pal Kelly Osbourne, 24, attended a party in Hollywood where they ran into the arrogant rock star. Rose had his sights set on Kelly and proceded to tell her that he wanted to have sex with her. Rich said, “He was really weird with her.  He kept leering at her and saying, “I want to f**k you!”
  • Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have taken to their MySpace blogs to strike back at Michael Lohan for calling her Sam a leech.  Lohan listed her mood on her MySpace Celebrity blog, as ‘betrayed’ and posted a rant about her father saying, “He has become a public embarrassment and a bully – to my family, my co-workers, my friends and a girl that means the world to me.”  Ronson also wrote on her MySpace blog,  “I am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter – he is.  [He is] so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible.”
  • Hilary and Haylie Duff’s parents are in a real nasty divorce.  Real nasty.  And oh, so petty.  In court the couple are fighting over Hilary’s next birthday present.  You see, Hil’s mom wants daddy to pay $25,000 for a present for Hilary, because apparently Haylie got a $25,000 ring for her 21st birthday.  Blah. blah. blah…in a nutshell, daddy was ordered to pay $12,500 for the gift and then was thrown in jail for contempt of court for 10 days.  He had violated an injunction against selling assets without court approval.  Hil’s mom also claims the $10K a month she gets in spousal support isn’t even enough to pay her bills.  What f***ing problems to have, eh?  Someone drop that bitch into the middle of a third world country and let her see true suffering..
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Beyonce’s Sister is a Bitch

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

I officially hate Solange Knowles and hope her new album tanks.

The diva wannabe did an interview for Fox 5 in Las Vegas yesterday and before the interview even started she went off on the host of the show.

Apparently Solange has a real problem with being called B’s sister.  So anyone interviewing her is not to mention her world famous sister, Beyonce, or her sister’s world famous boyfriend, Jay-Z.  Fair enough.

But this is where it gets juicy..

Just minutes before her interview, the station ran a tease piece about the Vegas branch of Jay-Z’s club 40/40 closing down.  However, it was not live, and did not air before Solange’s interview as she had thought.  So after the host introduced Solange, in a very professional manner I might add, the twat lost it. 

Click to watch the bitch freak out.

Screw you, Beyonce’s sister.

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Caption the Bottom Feeders

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

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Faith Evans Opens Up About B.I.G. Affairs

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Although it was well known that Faith Evans‘ husband, Christopher Wallace a.k.a. The Notorious B.I.G., had numerous affairs, Faith never really talked about her struggles with her husband’s infidelities, until now.

Evans, 35, admits that she used to take her frustrations out on the women her husband slept with by assaulting them.

In her new autobiography, Keep The Faith, she admits that one of those women was rap star Lil’ Kim.

She says that one day after a huge fight with her husband, she returned home and found Biggie and Kim together.

“I got to Big’s bedroom door, turned the knob, and went inside. As soon as I saw a small lump next to Big’s large frame, I flew into a rage, ran over to the side of the bed, and pulled back the covers. I grabbed some chick out of the bed and started beating her ass.  I stopped throwing punches for a minute to get a good look at the chick I was beating up. It was Lil’ Kim. She was completely butt-naked, yelling as I pushed her around the room.”

Kim was promptly escorted from the couple’s home, doing some damage to Faith’s car on her way out.

Faith adds,

“I have to say I actually felt some pity for Kim. Big had a wife, and she settled for messing with him. Kim still settled for being the other woman. It seemed pretty sad to settle for that.”

That’s funny.  Doesn’t Tupac, Biggie’s archenemy, claim to have stuck it to Faith in his song, “Hit ‘Em Up”?  Yes.  Yes, he does.  Pot meet kettle.

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Jessica Simpson

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

“I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life.’ I don’t really ever say that to anybody.”

- Uber sharp Jessica Simpson says Tony Romo (and not just anybody) is the love of her life so far.

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Someone Finally Kicked OJ’s Ass

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

And it was his own daughter!

OJ Simpson’s oldest daughter, Arnelle, 39, reportedly knocked her father on his ass after getting into a fight with his girlfriend, Christie Prody, 32.

She has grown tired of Christie’s excessive drinking and the fact that OJ, 61, gives his girlfriend more money than Arnelle’s mother who works at Walmart.  Arnelle’s mother, Marguerite Whitley, was OJ’s high school sweetheart.  That is, until Nicole Brown came along.

OJ dumped Whitley and married Nicole. Arnelle still harbors resentment over the fact that he left her mother to pursue Nicole.  Why? I can’t figure that one out. At least her mother wasn’t almost decapitated..

Arnelle’s anger was unleashed after OJ stood up for his girlfriend during a feud between the two women.

A source told the NY Daily News, “Arnelle had a fight with Christie over Christie’s behavior. That’s what started the whole thing. Christie has some problems with drinking, and Arnelle got mad. O.J. said ‘Don’t talk to her like that,’ and Arnelle pushed him.”

She caused some damage too. Simpson suffered a cut on the back of his head, his mouth was bleeding and his lip was cut. Some tough old man he is now, eh?

After calming down somewhat, guilt set in with Arnelle and she called 911 and admitted what she had done.

Police arrived on the scene shortly thereafter, filing a report and asking Arnelle to leave her father’s home.

I love every bad story I hear about this man.  I hope his business/personal/family/love life are all in shambles.  I hope people still call him a murderer in public places.  I hope he dies alone.  But he won’t, because there is always a money grubbing, bimbo whore, just like Christie (who looks just like Nicole) who is eager to leech off his money and fame/notoriety. Some bitches are just that dumb.

Just for fun, check out all the fun Christie and OJ have had together.

  • Christie Prody has accused OJ Simpson of entering her home illegally, stealing pages from her address book and erasing her voice mails.
  • Police have been called to break up loud fights between the couple five times in the past seven years.
  • Prody was ejected from a hotel near Miami International Airport in May 2000 for kicking and slapping Simpson.
  • She shoved him again on July 4, 2005, and then slapped one of his friends, according to various police reports.
  • Now-deceased sex tape broker David Hans Schmidt allegedly tried to shop a sex tape of OJ Simpson, Christie Prody and model Patty Kuprys, a video Simpson denied existed and threatened legal action over.
  • Christie Prody caused a rift between Simpson and his daughter Sydney, 22, in January 2003. Police found Sydney, then 17, alone in her bedroom. She told them she and O.J. were fighting because she did not like Prody.
  • Sydney’s brother Justin, then 14, told investigators he got along fine with Prody … after the local Department of Children & Families received 13 anonymous calls from Miami accusing Simpson of child abuse in 2003.
  • Prody was reprimanded by police in 2004 for using Simpson’s disabled parking permit to park in a handicapped spot at Target.
  • Police recovered a stolen 30-foot motorboat – without its engines – from Simpson’s property in 2003. It appeared Simpson had no involvement.
  • Federal agents raided Simpson’s home in 2001 as part of an international drug investigation. Simpson wasn’t charged in the Ecstasy ring.
  • Christie Prody was busted for marijuana possession in Southwest Miami in 2006. She paid a fine for the misdemeanor drug charge.
  • Prody was also fined by the city of Miami in 2002, pleading no contest to animal cruelty after her cat was found dead from abandonment.
  • Just last year, the Juice allegedly threatened to kill a local handyman who he hired to do some repairs, then accused of sleeping with Prody.
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Shawn Johnson Bikini [PHOTO]

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

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Olympic champion Shawn Johnson rocking a bikini, and quite well I might add.

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Desperately Airbrushed Fembots

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

This promo clip is way too Sex and the City! Hate it!

Season 5 of Desperate Housewives begins on September 28th at 9 pm PST on ABC!

Yeah, I still watch it. But I have to say, it’s nothing like it was in the beginning. The edge of your seat suspense is gone and everything has turned cheesy and predictable. I just look forward to the last season wrapping up with a bang!

Here are the new promo photos..

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