After a career spanning 45 years, syndicated political columnist Robert “Bob” Novak has retired from the Chicago Sun Times after being diagnosed with a brain tumor.
He describes his situation as “dire”. Novak stated,
“The details are being worked out with the doctors this week, but the tentative plan is for radiation and chemotherapy.”
The 77-year-old hit a pedestrian in Washintgton D.C. two weeks ago while driving his Corvette. He claims he never saw the guy. It’s unknown if the tumor may have been a contributing factor in the accident.



















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Hello, he’s an alky who ran over someone and left them in the street for dead. He got the boot, if it’s a real medical problem – good couldn’t happen to nicer piece of shyte. Oh, and if you are ill, breathe your death on Rush Limbergeroxycontin – thanks in advance of your lunch with Satan!.