Why does this bitch irritate me so much?

I swear, if she hadn’t become an actress, she would have ended up completely not hot.

I picture her being a trailer trash queen with broken off, frizzy blonde chin length hair who wears jean cut-offs and old Nascar tee-shirts with no bra.

I really don’t think I am that far off!

I don’t care what people say, she does not look like Marilyn Monroe, and because she is Woody Allen’s muse does not make her uber talented. Oh, and screwing Benicio Del Toro in an elevator at the Oscars a few years back does not make her classy. But it might explain how she got where she is today..

Anyhow, enjoy the pics.

Heh.

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