Scarlett Johansson at the “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” L.A. Premiere



Why does this bitch irritate me so much?

I swear, if she hadn’t become an actress, she would have ended up completely not hot.

I picture her being a trailer trash queen with broken off, frizzy blonde chin length hair who wears jean cut-offs and old Nascar tee-shirts with no bra.

I really don’t think I am that far off!

I don’t care what people say, she does not look like Marilyn Monroe, and because she is Woody Allen‘s muse does not make her uber talented. Oh, and screwing Benicio Del Toro in an elevator at the Oscars a few years back does not make her classy. But it might explain how she got where she is today..

Anyhow, enjoy the pics.

Heh.

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  • http://megspeak.blog.com Meg

    Thank you! She cannot act, cannot sing… she is ‘talented’ only in the boob department. The whole thing makes me mad… I hate when people are famous for things they suck at.

  • http://www.blabberstar.com/news/Scarlett%20Johansson Blabberstar.com

    nice boobs

  • Kat

    Oh please, dont be such a hater :rolleyes:
    I think she’s fucking beautiful even tho she does NOT look like Marylin…I think she’s more beautiful than she was.
    And she CAN act.
    I’d hit her if I had a chance… (and a penis)












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