The new Lara Croft has a sort of ‘upskirt’ already – DSF

Jaslene from ANTM 8 can be your thinspiration – BST

A threesome with Scarlett Johannson? – ABH

Zac Efron just wants to be one of the girls! – Y!

Katie Price made her boobs smaller and her lips bigger – TB

ABC is kinky – WB

China cheats with their prepubescent little gymnasts – EB

Regis channels Richard Simmons – CK

He kids, masturbating will keep you young! – DSF

Funny George W. Bush/Olympics pic – A!

Chef Julia Child was a spy? – BS

Celebrity boob jobs – CR

No assault charges for Christian Bale – POP

Eva Longoria’s nipples will kick your ass – DSF

One of the Jonas Brothers is gay – HB

The new Elvis and Priscilla Barbies – PB

K-Fed likes the dumb bitches – CW

Rihanna’s bikini bottoms have cameltoes on them – Y!

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Another reminder to watch the Bob Saget roast this Sunday!

- I’m off Friday, but should be posting this weekend! xoxo