The new Lara Croft has a sort of ‘upskirt’ already - DSF

Jaslene from ANTM 8 can be your thinspiration - BST

A threesome with Scarlett Johannson? - ABH

Zac Efron just wants to be one of the girls! - Y!

Katie Price made her boobs smaller and her lips bigger - TB

ABC is kinky - WB

China cheats with their prepubescent little gymnasts - EB

Regis channels Richard Simmons - CK

He kids, masturbating will keep you young! - DSF

Funny George W. Bush/Olympics pic - A!

Chef Julia Child was a spy? - BS

Celebrity boob jobs - CR

No assault charges for Christian Bale - POP

Eva Longoria’s nipples will kick your ass - DSF

One of the Jonas Brothers is gay - HB

The new Elvis and Priscilla Barbies - PB

K-Fed likes the dumb bitches - CW

Rihanna’s bikini bottoms have cameltoes on them - Y!

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Another reminder to watch the Bob Saget roast this Sunday!

- I’m off Friday, but should be posting this weekend! xoxo