I was so confident that John Mayer had been the one to dump Jennifer Aniston, but apparently that was not the case.

The new rumor is that Jen got sick and tired of John’s wandering eye.

They say that Jen actually gave his the ‘three strikes, you’re out’ routine, and after the third strike, a groupie, she kicked him to the curb.

The first two were a cocktail waitress and a promoter’s assistant. Cocktail waitresses are major hookers, man. Every major movie star has done one – or fifty!

A friend who is reportedly close to Aniston said,

“Jen who decided to move on. She is very fond of John and has thought he might be the one. She finds him funny, sexy and very talented. Plus he understands all the aspects of living in a fishbowl. But in the final analysis, she just got tired of his roving eye.”

John is such a player. And to think he was this goofy, long haired not-so-hot guy when he first landed on the scene. Ok, maybe he was geeky hot. But he was also a bit more modest, and even claimed to have given up sex with grouies.

Remember that? Now he’s just like every other egotistical mofo in Hollywood. I’m so over him!