Although Jennifer Love Hewitt swears the photos taken of her last November while vacationing in Maui were not the reason she decided to lose some weight, I’m not buying it.

I’m also not buying that she lost 18 pounds!

She told us back in November that she was a tiny size 2. (Something my 5′8″ ass will never see..)

Bitch is only 5′2″! I promise you she did NOT lose 18 pounds! Me thinks they just found a bad picture and put it next to a new picture where she is majorly sucking it in, exercising good posture and turning to the side!

Anyhow, JLH says she worked out and ate good, blah, blah, blah… for 10 weeks.

She says, “I am in a pretty good workout regimen that I like, so it inspired me to keep it up. The energy level and the way I feel now is great.”

Her trainer, Stevie Sant’Angelo, tries to convince us that it wasn’t the negative press that made her want to change.

“With her, it’s not, ‘I want to look good in that dress. She wanted to start moving around because she thought it would make her feel better. She told me, ‘They said some rude, mean things, but that’s not why I wanted to change.”

*Ahem* Bullsh*t! *Ahem*