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Bitch, please!
Who was the smart dumbsh*t who conjured up this gem of a slogan?
Here’s your first peek at the new ad by Stampede Light Plus featuring a super smart Jessica Simpson as their spokesperson. Doesn’t she look intelligent with that blow-up doll look on her face and her boob bursting out of her top?
In case you missed it, read about Jessica’s beer endorsement deal here.



















No shit!!! She looks like she’s about to stumble right back onto the short bus.
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