Now that everyone knows about Courtenay Semel and Lindsay Lohan being lovers, for some reason we care about what this butterfaced lesbian is doing.

Last night in Vegas, Courtenay, who is now Tila Tequila’s main squeeze, got a little out of hand.

She apparently got wasted and had it out for a security guard at Pure nightclub, inside Caesar’s Palace. On her way out of the club (and I am not sure if she left voluntarily or was asked to leave) she smacked him in the back of the head. That was a big ol’ Vegas no-no, and the bitch was detained by security officers who called the police. But unfortunately for Semel, the cops had more important things to do and didn’t get there for another four hours! I’m sure she was nothing but sweet and kind during all that time. Heh.

Finally, when the police arrived they issued her a citation for battery. But she’s a rich bitch (thanks to daddy) and I’m sure it ain’t no thang.

I wonder if Courtenay will be the next crazy Lindsay or something. Coked out, pantyless and crashing cars.. All the crazy party girls in Tinseltown have mellowed. We need some new trainwrecks to poke sticks at!