Hot ass, old husband – DSF

Which Spice Girl might do PLayboy? – HM

BB UK hottie in gold bikini and mascara running down her face – BST

I don’t think Shannon Doherty’s face moves anymore – UMC

Stars as Lego’s characters – Us

Bonaduce VS. Fairplay, in court – E!

Attack of the 50 foot naked woman – ABH

Kate Moss says she is a “tit man” – HM

More of Michael Lohan’s attention seeking ramblings – BSG

The Bachelorette’s DeAnna Pappas with Jesse in bikini – DSF

Awesome and pervy Olympic moments – CR

Wouldn’t it be awesome if these two hotties were lovers? – WB

Meet the new American Idol judge – BS

Benji Madden is a great big pussy – Y!

Nicolette Sheridan and Michale Bolton are dunzo – CK

Jennifer Aniston knows how to keep us talking – PB

Carmen Electra wants to do Kim Kardashian – DS

Guns & Roses are the new Metallica, azzholes. -EBG

Janice Dickinson wants nothing to do with fatties – GS

It’s Harriet Carter Wednesday! – BBB

Hate is the new love! – POP

Woody Allen…pfft, who cares? – TB

Wacko Jacko to make appearance at the VMAs – CW

I’m going with the drunk over the cokehead – A!