Hot ass, old husband – DSF

Which Spice Girl might do PLayboy? – HM

BB UK hottie in gold bikini and mascara running down her face – BST

I don’t think Shannon Doherty’s face moves anymore – UMC

Stars as Lego’s characters – Us

Bonaduce VS. Fairplay, in court – E!

Attack of the 50 foot naked woman – ABH

Kate Moss says she is a “tit man” – HM

More of Michael Lohan’s attention seeking ramblings – BSG

The Bachelorette’s DeAnna Pappas with Jesse in bikini – DSF

Awesome and pervy Olympic moments – CR

Wouldn’t it be awesome if these two hotties were lovers? – WB

Meet the new American Idol judge – BS

Benji Madden is a great big pussy – Y!

Nicolette Sheridan and Michale Bolton are dunzo – CK

Jennifer Aniston knows how to keep us talking – PB

Carmen Electra wants to do Kim Kardashian – DS

Guns & Roses are the new Metallica, azzholes. -EBG

Janice Dickinson wants nothing to do with fatties – GS

It’s Harriet Carter Wednesday! – BBB

Hate is the new love! – POP

Woody Allen…pfft, who cares? – TB

Wacko Jacko to make appearance at the VMAs – CW

I’m going with the drunk over the cokehead – A!

Either you love or you hate Pink.

With me, it’s a love/hate thing. I hate her music, but I love her ‘I don’t give a sh*t’ attitude. She doesn’t care what people think about her, she’s not afraid to be herself and she’s a little crazy. I dig chicks like that.

Apparently Mackenzie Phillips‘ (One Day at a Time, American Graffiti) drug days are not a thing of the past.

Around 10:00 am this morning as she was being screened by security, baggies of cocaine and heroin fell to the floor.  Officer responded and she was promptly arrested.  She is currently in custody.

Mackenzie is the daughter of John Phillips of The Mamas and the Papas, and the stepdaughter of Michelle Phillips, also in the band.

Phillips has a long history with drug abuse and  once said she started using marijuana and LSD when she was 12.  She claims her father showed her how to shoot up when she was 18.  Around that same time Mick Jagger, who was a guest in the Phillip’s home, seduced her saying, “I’ve been waiting to do this since you were ten years old.”  Eww!

Poor Mackenzie.  Still fighting those demons. And with a screwed up childhood like that, it’s not surprising.

The most popular male porn star in the world, Ron Jeremy, chats it up with TIME magazine in a new interview about his crazy life.

Jeremy talks about how he got into the porn industry, what it was like and how it has affected his relationships.  Great read!

TIME: How did you get your start in the porn industry?

Ron Jeremy: Like many Jewish boys, I was working up in the Catskills, as a waiter and the maitre d’ at the Paramount Hotel. I was doing theater, and it was a very difficult situation, especially in New York, where you couldn’t be an extra unless you were part of the Screen Actors Guild. I was making no money. We agreed — my girlfriend Alice and I — to take some pictures in the deluxe wing of the Paramount. We knew women could do Playboy and that might lead to a career in theater, film. I thought I would try it out and at least get some kind of exposure, pardon the pun. So my girlfriend took the photographs and sent them to Playgirl. I thought maybe they would agree to bring me to L.A. for a layout, and while I’m in L.A. I’ll try to get some work in Hollywood. Then Playgirl called and they said we have good news and bad news. The bad news is they weren’t going to fly me anywhere. The good news is that they were going to use the pictures we had taken.

How did the public respond to the photos?

I had used my real name: Ron Hyatt, from Queens, New York; likes to go hang gliding and sailing when he gets the chance, and working on his master’s degree in special education. A lot of people looked up R. Hyatt in Queens, New York, but they were getting my grandmother, Rose Hyatt, who lived downstairs. My poor grandmother was being woken up night and day, mostly by guys. Playgirl likes to think that their audience is mostly women, but no, no, the majority is gay. My poor grandma had to move. Then my dad sat me down and said, “I don’t know what cockamamie business you are getting into. You want to do something, fine, you’re an adult, but don’t you ever use the family name again.” So I used my middle name, which is Jeremy.

What was your path to the porn industry?

I quit teaching because I was making no money. After Playgirl I went to see a filmmaker I knew. Joe said he only did adult movies, so I said that’s kind of sleazy. Then I did theater for a few months and starved. So I went back to Joe and thought, it’s not so bad. I asked my family what they thought and they said, [we] aren’t crazy about the idea but if you really want to do this go ahead, if you think it may be a shortcut to the mainstream. So Joe put me in my first adult film, Tigresses and Other Man-eaters. I spent an hour in makeup and they never once saw my face.

Were you embarrassed during the filming?

Yes, a little. There were some professionals there who had done it for a while. I wasn’t getting the liftoff as quickly as they did. It was embarrassing. It’s funny because now, years later when I am not taking Viagra and the other guy does, I am still slow to the punch. I am the slow man on the totem pole. It was embarrassing because I was not used to being nude and having sex in a room full of people.

Continue reading Ron Jeremy’s Interview after the cut!

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Because Star magazine has graced their cover, once again, with the Best & Worst beach bodies!

Haven’t they already done this 2 or 3 times this summer? I guess it’s better than another ‘Britney Got Her Body Back/Britney’s Getting Fat Again’ cover.

Can you guess which bodies were Hot and which were Not?

I tell you what would be really fun! Getting pics of all the fat asses who work at Star magazine in their bikinis and Speedos. I promise you, it would not be a pretty picture..

You have to love this family. Seriously!

Matthew McConaughey’s mother, Kay McConaughey, is coming out with a new book that tells her family story.

I Amaze Myself is full of off-the-wall stories about the McConaugheys, and Kay doesn’t hold back when telling them. The woman certainly has a sense of humor and now we know where her son gets it.

In the book, Kay tells of Matthew’s father’s death. He died the way any man on this earth would love to go. While having sex with his wife!

Kay tells Us Weekly,

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing. But it was just the best way to go!”

Amen, sister!  Hooray for Jim!

It seems Kay was a real horn dog for her man – and his penis!   When her husband, Jim, could not be revived, she sent him out of this world like he came into it. In the nude.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

Yeah, I’m sure the paramedics were thrilled to check his gift out! Ha!  That explains that HUGE bulge in Matthew’s shorts, bitches!

Keeping with the sex theme, Kay also dished that her gorgeous son was no accident. She had Matthew after marrying Jim for the third time.

“I was deciding, ‘Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school?. That’s when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!”

Well, it’s certainly no surprise where Matthew gets his honest, off-the-wall quirkiness!  Personally, I think it’s hot.  No snobby Hollywood family here!

Sounds like I have a new book on my ‘to read’ list!

Check out more of the book at:  IAmazeMyself.com.

Hayden Panettiere’s bikini nipple slip – DSF

Michael Kors needs to feed his skeletons runway models!! – BST

Sienna Miller insists she is no slut! – HM

Did you know that Pete Doherty is the Hero of the Year? – ABH

George Michael’s last concert – PB

Sienna Miller on a yacht not topless – UMC

Jenna Jameson confirms pregnancy – HB

Mary Kate Olsen wears no pants, flannel – POP

Who is Kirsten Dunst doing these days? – TB

Brad Pitt photographed his clan for November issue of ‘W’ – CK

Ali Larter bikini – Y!

US Women’s Gymnastics pics – UMC

Lindsay and Samantha out with their moms – DSF

Pamela Anderson is turning into Courtney Love – HM

Ali and Lindsay Lohan are about to get a new stepmom in their lives.

Michael Lohan, 48, has proposed marriage to his longtime girlfriend, Erin Muller, 24.

Daddy Lohan knows how to milk it too. He says, “We picked out a ring, but it’s not official.”  You see, he refuses to say it’s official until certain “family issues are resolved”.

However, it was official enough to talk about publicly.

When asked if Lindsay’s relationship with Samantha Ronson was the problem, he clarified saying that his father is battling cancer and that’s his main concern at this point. Oh yeah, and that little paternity case thingy.

“We’re waiting for the paternity test and my father’s situation to be resolved.”

Kristi Kaufmann claims Lohan is the father of her child. A child that was supposedly conceived while Michael was having an affair on his ex-wife, Dina. He has since submitted his DNA for testing but won’t be processed until the court orders it to be.

And so much for being ‘unofficial’. Muller was spotted showing off her flashy ring this past weekend at the Mercedes-Benz Bridgehampton Polo Tournament.

At that same event Michael talked openly about his daughter’s lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson. He said,

“I’m not happy. Ever since she got out of rehab and all these people came back into her life, things haven’t been right. People like Samantha Ronson don’t need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn’t be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it’s not right. I’m done with them.”

And as usual, he had a few spare words for his ex-wife.

“Dina is a kiss-ass. She’s just nice to everybody, trying to be friends with everyone, just so she can be on Lindsay’s good side. And it is wrong. She should be a mother first.”

Mia Tyler, plus-size model and daughter of Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler, says she believes that her mother encouraged drug use at an early age.

She says when she was eight-years old her mother would encourage her to eat hemp seeds.

Mia says of her unusual childhood,

“It was challenging. I grew up real fast. I saw things I might not normally see.  There were pot seeds around and I would pick them up. My mom thought it was funny if I ate them.”

Mia claims her days of substance abuse are now behind her.

“I lead a hard life early on so i can lead an early life now.”

Her mother, model Cyrinda Fox, died of brain cancer in 2002.

[WENN]