Kelly Osbourne has her snatch checked a few times a year – HM

Megan Fox in only a black bra! – DSF

The Obama girl is back – BST

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in bikinis! – Y!

Scarlettn Johansson shows T&A in Gloss mag – UMC

Smell like this fairy whore! – WMB

Michael Phelps in wax is just…scary – PB

Tom Cruise should invest in a pair of these! – CK

Pete Doherty was actually a pretty cute kid – ABH

Return of he Wonk eye – POP

Russell Crowe looks like Kirstie Alley these days! – CR

Before her arrest Heather Locklear was driving back & forth over a pair of sunglasses – TB

Vanessa Hudgens house is bigger than yours – BB

Paris Hilton just won’t give up on singing – or lame reality shows.

She’s come out with a new single, “My BFF,” which will be the theme song to her new MTV series, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, which starts tonight.

The song sucks, just like the show will – and just like Paris does.

Listen to “My BFF” here.

Who knew Bret Michael’s wig had a mind of it’s own!?

Apparently it has, and it’s on the run, disguising itself for fear of being returned to Michael’s head!

It even has it’s own website, BretsWig.com.

If you see the wig, stay calm, contact your local authorities and grab a pair of scissors for protection!

Bret’s wig sightings:

“As a girl I thought I was superhuman, but I’m borderline on a breakdown. The scary thing is that this feels like the beginning. It would be easy to become a recluse. I have sold my soul. It can be scary when there are 15 lads on one side of a pub and a gang of girls on the other who all want a photo. I’m never calm anymore. There’s a lot to it I didn’t think of. It’s not the physical stuff – it’s mental.”

- Duffy fears the pressures of fame may lead her to suffer a breakdown.

[Yahoo]

DJ AM made his first public appearance Monday when he attended the memorial service for his friend Chris Baker who was killed in the tragic Learjet crash on September 20th.

He arrived in a green polo shirt, which was the color everyone was asked to wear to honor the memory of Baker, 29.

More than 300 people showed up to the service which lasted 2 hours. Baker was remembered by many who stood up to share their experiences.

Baker was Travis Barker’s “right hand man,” and Barker is said to be devastated at the loss of his good friend.  He was unable to attend services as he himself was just released from the hospital burn center.  He is heading back to Los Angeles as we speak – on a bus.

Baker is survived by his wife, Otillia Villar, and 2-year-old son, Sebastian.

TMZ has spotted Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel together, hand in hand.

After a couple months apart it seems these two have gotten over their differences and decided to work out their differences.

Check them out here.

Although she is almost 40-years-old, Jennifer Aniston can still rock it in a teeny weeny green bikini.

Jen’s been enjoying lots of time in Mexico since splitting with John Mayer. And good for her! Who can blame a girl. She’s been working her tush off for the past year and deserves some down time.

[DM]

Britney Spears‘ ex-boyfriend, paparazo Adnan Ghalib, says he owns a sex tape of he and the pop star doing the nasty.

Earlier this year we told you about the alleged video, which shows Britney donning her infamous pink wig while completely naked.

The tape, which was shot in Mexico, reportedly contains two hours of footage including about 20 minutes of actual sex.

Ghalib told Heat,

“There is such a tape. But I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical inquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further. I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

Did he just say “I am not interested in selling out…”?

Hmph. He’s been shopping this tape for months, holding out for the highest bidder. His intentions with Britney were self serving from the start. He’s an assh*le who deserves to have the tape, or preferably somehting much larger, shoved up his ass.

[DS]