This one is a classic, and totally off-the-wall.

Of course, that’s why I like it.

From the 1992 album, Happy Hour, it’s King Missile and the song you’ll never forget, Detachable Penis.

After waking up hungover and discovering his penis is missing, John S. Hall scours the town in search of his missing appendage.  Finally, he finds his penis for sale “on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.  The man selling it wants $22 for it, but Hall is able to “talk him down to seventeen.”

A great blast from the past if you remember it, but if you don’t, you won’t soon forget it.