Michael Phelps is no dummy.

He knows he is at the high point in his life for getting laid. Although I think he’d have an even better chance if he lost the shirt. No one wants to stare at his fug mug. You know the stripper bitches are thinking, give us the abs, Michael! Gah! Oh yeah, and the money.

Anyhow, these photos were taken by RADAR staff writer Neel Shah who caught the Olympian getting handsy with women at the Playboy Club.  Phelps had a goon on hand to shine a flashlight into anyone’s face who tried to get a shot, but Neel succeeded.  Yay Neel.