Akon smacks a chick in concert (video) - DSF

This guy dressed as Lily Allen for Mark Ronson’s b-day party, ha! - HM

Mimi and Nicky Poo out and about - DL

Paris Hilton and the wonk eye hit the party circuit - BST

Dirty magazine photoshoot of some chick I don’t know - UMC

The Wonder Years switches teams - ABH

Tommy Lee tells blogger to GFY via MySpace and I’m shocked I haven’t heard from him yet, damnit. - BBB

Oprah says no to Sarah Palin - BB

Elle MacPherson still got it - UMC

Britney’s VMA blast from the past - PO

Is it bad that I think the before pic is worse? - POP

Lindsay is such a hipster - ND

Lily Allen blogs about Elton John - TB

Nice ass - Y!

Video of Britney rehearsing (for VMAs?) - CW

Are Mary Kate Olsen and Jonah Hill hooking up? - HB

Kim Kardashian is a fat pig in go-go boots - DSF

Lauren Conrad’s overpriced overrated clothing line (pics) - EB

Lindsay Lohan and Ugly Betty coming soon! - PB

Amy Winehouse is one thirsty bitch - WB

Check out this Angelina Jolie doll! - DL

Usher is hot and sweaty - GB

Cameron Diaz InStyle magazine - DS

Nicholas Cage and his bad hair - CK

Heart is pissed at the RNC - BS

I’m so over Katy Perry - D3

Nipple showdown - A!

Lauren Conrad wearing the same ‘Journey’ dress as Shannen Doherty in the post below - BST