Just when you thought Paris Hilton couldn’t love herself anymore than she already does, she goes ahead and makes a documentary about her life.

The brilliantly named (hardly!), ‘Paris, Not France‘, is supposed to have a sort of ‘Truth or Dare‘ (Madonna’s 1991 revealing documentary) feel to it.

The film features interviews with Hilton’s parents, sister Nicky, publicist Elliott Mintz and various Hollywood bigwigs such as Donald Trump. All singing her praises, I’m sure.

Paris is followed around as she does everyday errands and conducts business.  You see Paris working in Japan, and Paris catching a burger at a drive-thru window…it’s supposed to make you think that Paris is just your everyday average girl-next-door.

In one scene Paris is filmed while in the driver’s seat of her car.  She ponders her life saying,

“People see me as this Barbie with a perfect life.  Maybe that’s what they like.  I don’t know..”

That’s some deep sh*t, there.

Director, Adria Petty, says, “I think she’s talented at being an incredible model.  She’s a very beautiful and intriguing woman and the camera loves her.  In a way that it doesn’t love other people.”

I can already see the spoofs now.

I think she should have just named the movie, “Look at Me,” or “I’m Hot, You’re Not,” or simply, “There’s Actually a Head Attached to This Vagina.”   Yeah, I like that one.