Paul McCartney pissed that book claims John Lennon wanted to sex him - HM

Katherine McPhee flaunts her fake boobs - DSF

Kendra Wilkinson in a short black wig - UMC

A Bastardly lesbian fantasy - BST

Lisa Rinna is nippin’ out - DSF

Overpaid, over-botoxed Nicole Kidman - HM

Drunk celebrities! - CR

Eva Longoria goes out without makeup - Y!

OMG, Mariah Carey is making a Glitter: 2! - WB

What’s that smell? - CK

Both Michael Phelps and Obama are scheduled to be on SNL - EB

Pete Wentz dressed up as an old man - POP

Guy Ritchie is trying to escape - BBB

Celebrity demands backstage at the VMAs - HB

Eva Mendes admits she’s not very smart - DS

Sarah McLachlan and hubby split - BB

Janet Jackson in a ridiculous outfit onstage - A!

I knew Tina Fey would make a great Sarah Palin! - MB

The Olsen twins have a ‘military presence’ - CW

Nine Inch Fails - ABH

Ali Lohan might be Lindsay’s new roommate - TB

Justice vs. Weezer - PB

Lauren Cnrad to write novels? - GB