Paul McCartney pissed that book claims John Lennon wanted to sex him – HM

Katherine McPhee flaunts her fake boobs – DSF

Kendra Wilkinson in a short black wig – UMC

A Bastardly lesbian fantasy – BST

Lisa Rinna is nippin’ out – DSF

Overpaid, over-botoxed Nicole Kidman – HM

Drunk celebrities! – CR

Eva Longoria goes out without makeup – Y!

OMG, Mariah Carey is making a Glitter: 2! – WB

What’s that smell? – CK

Both Michael Phelps and Obama are scheduled to be on SNL – EB

Pete Wentz dressed up as an old man – POP

Guy Ritchie is trying to escape – BBB

Celebrity demands backstage at the VMAs – HB

Eva Mendes admits she’s not very smart – DS

Sarah McLachlan and hubby split – BB

Janet Jackson in a ridiculous outfit onstage – A!

I knew Tina Fey would make a great Sarah Palin! – MB

The Olsen twins have a ‘military presence’ – CW

Nine Inch Fails – ABH

Ali Lohan might be Lindsay’s new roommate – TB

Justice vs. Weezer – PB

Lauren Cnrad to write novels? – GB