Charles Manson sings for you – DSF

Rumer Willis has a crush on stepdad, Ashton Kutcher – HM

Miley Cyrus is still doing the 2006 Lindsay Lohan pose – BST

Adrianna Lima boobies – UMC

David Duchovny in drag – ABH

Queef – CK

Pink disses Sarah Palin – WB

The folks at Weather Channel don’t take hurricanes very seriously – EB

Matthew McConaughey’s surfer dude movie no one has heard of – Y!

Nicole Richie freaks out at Fashion Week – HB

Swizz Beats says Alicia Keys did not break up his marriage – POP

The murderous Chucky doll is 20 – PB

Iron Maiden rocker saves the day – GB

Jessica Alba still has her pregger boobs – TB

Matthew McConaughey at the triathalon – A

Pink Floyd member dies – BS

Eva Mendes has had sex in every state – DS

Brooke Hogan in a bikini again – DSF