Anne, is that dress the best you could do?

Anne’s pretty boring, so let’s move on to the attention whore of the premiere, Alicia Arden.

I had to look this chick up to see who she is, and honestly, I still don’t really know.  All I know is that she thinks she is the star of the show.  Bitch is working that camera harder than a Hilton!

Let me just say “Hi, Alicia!” because I’m pretty sure she’s the type that Google Alerts herself..

Alicia proudly displays the latest in rhinoplasty, the “balltip” implant.  Heh.