Alex Rodriguez is finally free to do whatever and whomever he’d like.

The NY Yankee settled his controversial divorce with wife Cynthia “peacefully” - meaning Cyn got what she deserved.  Besides his dick on a  platter..

A-Rod’s attorney released the following statement,

“Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez have amicably resolved their dissolution of marriage proceedings.  They deliberately engaged in a private negotiation. This was and remains a personal family matter for both of them.”

He added that the couple always had their children in their best interest.