Megan Fox has wet nipples! – DSF

Is David Blaine cheating on his upside down stunt? – HM

Jessica Alba bikini in Mexico – BST

Some chick in a pink bikini – UMC

Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s daughter woke up on the wrong side of the bed – CK

Is it bad that Obama loves The Godfather flicks? – ABH

Lindsay and Sam confirm the carpet munching – DSF

Brooke Hogan insists her big boobs are real – Y!

Martha Stewart and her 15-foot schlong! – PB

Lindsay Lohan cries and smokes – EB

Guy Ritchie thinks drugs are boring – HM

Notorious B.I.G. biopic trailer – POP

All hail, it’s Harriet Carter Wednesday! – BBB

Kim Kardashian’s fat ass causes more commotion – WB

Hugh Hefner says relationships in transition – TB

Dennis Quaid screwed around on Meg Ryan – HBW