* YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!  I was seriously pissing myself! HA! * – HM

Kim Kardashian with the most obvious cameltoe you ever saw!! – DSF

German Oktoberfest hottie – BST

A naked clown calendar? – ABH

Are Britney and Kevin reuniting?! – PB

Kelly Osbourne cuts down Posh and J Lo – Y!

Lily Cole creeps me out – UMC

Man gets DUI and farts on police officer – CK

Star magazine sensationalizes baby Suri’s bizarre life – CWS

Justin Timberlake is so much longer than you! – EB

Drew Barrymore plays musical boyfriends – WB

Divine intervention saved Travis and DJ AM? – HB

Katy Perry in a see through nightgown – DSF

Rihanna’s legs can easily be tied to the bedpost – POP

Charlize Theron hates The Hills like the rest of us – TB