Which star famous for her shapely rear has a phobia of bottoms – even though hers has made her famous? We hear the babe is even considering a butt reduction – Mirror

Married with children and a high-flying Hollywood career, this A-lister was known at his New York performing school as “Two Tricks”, and was famous for once giving blow jobs to eight men consecutively in a closet. – Blind Gossip

Which musical family man is having a kinky affair? He and his wife are on the outs, and he’s totally smitten with a younger sultry vixen. Why? She loves porn and experimentation. – Blind Gossip

Well, our Academy Award winning/nominated actress is at it again. This time at a charity event. Just when she had started being invited back to events after her last drunken banishment, it seems as if she is up to her old tricks. Hey, at least this time before she got kicked out she didn’t hit anyone. Instead she just did some yelling and screaming. Note to future cocktail servers who encounter our actress. Two olives not one in her martinis or else you will see the spittle fly. – Crazy Days & Nights

It’s really one of Hollywood’s best-kept secrets—right up there with what exactly went down between Tom and Nicole. And yes, if you’re smelling a pooftah about to be (almost) outted here, then, babycakes, you are correct.

For the ribald record, do you all have any idea how hard it is to find surreptitious heterosexual effed-up behavior in this town? It’s ridiculous! No one hides that crap in T-town! You straight Neanderthals are so proud of treating women like they so often treat themselves (starvation, mutilation, etc.). It’s all the closeted fagolas who are worth writing about.

Take Petered Metered, for ince. He’s, like, so famous for screwing everything that’s boobalicous, always female, always a very broad-type o’ broad, too. Know what I mean? P.M. truly loves the attention all this lady-killin’ affords him, the more visible, the better. The more curvaceous, even more better!

A little obvious for my tastes, but in a town where a woman can still keep their kids and have a career comeback less than a year after they go bald-headed wacko, what the ef do I know about subtleties?

Obviously, not nearly as much as does Mr. Metered, who has it expressly written into the contracts with his girlfriends (yes, you read correctly) that they’re supposed to go on and on not just about Metered’s prowess, but his damn annoying wandering eye, too. It’s all for effect. Just so the gullible public doesn’t quit buying his product, which affords P.M. mucho purchased playtime with the—you know what’s coming here, hons—the boys ‘n’ the toys. Lots of toys and gadgets and drugs and gels and porn and…jeez, doesn’t anybody just have plain ol’ sex anymore?

And It Ain’t: Sylvester Stallone, Colin Farrell, Matthew McConaughey - Ted Casablanca