Heather Locklear was arrested Saturday night in Santa Barbara County, CA on suspicion of driving while impaired.

Apparently alcohol was not involved, but officers believed her to be high on drugs. Tests are underway to determine if she was.

She was held overnight and released Sunday morning.

UPDATE:

Here’s Heather’s awful mugshot! She looks as though she has been crying with those cocaine eyes! I sense a trip to a Malibu rehabilitation center is in order.

We now know a little more of what happened, but still, not everything.

TMZ is reporting that someone witnessed Heather driving erratically as she pulled out of a parking lot, so they contacted police. Shortly after the California Highway Patrol found her vehicle “parked on a state highway and blocking a lane.” After talking with her he decided she was geeked or something and arrested her.

So, I’d like to know what she was doing parked on a highway! Doing a key hit or a rail on a CD? Hmm..I am probably not too far off. Heather does like to party and always has. Hell, don’t forget this woman was married to Tommy Lee!

Above: The ‘50 Eggs’ scene from Cool Hand Luke – one of the greatest movies of all time.

One of Hollywood’s greatest actors, Paul Newman, has died at the age of 83.

He was surrounded by friends and family at his Westport, Conn. home before losing his long battle with cancer.

Famed for his intense blue eyes, his love of car racing and one of the coolest demeanors ever to heat up the silver screen, Newman was nominated for Oscars ten times.

But perhaps his proudest accomplishment, besides his 50-year marriage to actress Joanne Woodward, was starting Newman’s Own, which since 1982 has made popcorn, spaghetti sauce, lemonade and salad dressing and has donated more than $250 million to charities selected by Newman himself.

Paul was Hollywood royalty, indeed.

You will be missed.

[People]

Who is George Clooney wooing these days? – HM

Traci Bingham shows off her funbags – DSF

Heather Tom bikini photo shoot – UMC

Amy Winehouse has a crack attack – BST

Tom Cruise’s latest Valkyrie poster – ABH

Daniel Radcliffe is hot and hairy – CR

Michelle Williams donates to Heath Ledger fund – DS

Everyone hates Michael Lohan – CW

Rumer Willis wants you to rock the vote – CK

Hahaha sorry about your luck USC! – BS

What a way to make a living – PB

Demi Moore gains weight? – HB

Martha Stewart could take that thing I bet – BBB

Christina Aguilera’s clownface – WB

I think of Mariah Carey’s husband as more of a glorified assistant – A!

Roger Ebert has a sense of humor – TB

Would you like some breast milk with that? – POP

Pamela Anderson to pose nude…again – Y!

People magazine is reporting that DJ AM has been released from Doctors Hospital in Augusta, Ga., where he was being treated for burns he sustained after last week’s plane crash.

His publicist, Jenni Weinman, released the following statement,

“While he is deeply saddened by the events, he is thankful for all of the love and support he has been receiving from fans and friends worldwide. We ask that you continue to respect his privacy as he rests and heals and mourns the loss of his friends.”

Oh yeah, bitches, this is a good one.

From the 1994 album Rubberneck, it’s the Toadies with Possum Kingdom.

It’s been long disputed as to what the song is referring to. Some people think vampires, other say it’s about a murder at Lake Possum Kingdom in Texas.

In 1995 Toadies lead singer Todd Lewis told RIP magazine, “It’s just a story I heard long ago; it’s just a really cool, eerie lake, and some stuff I heard and some stuff I just make up. I tend to do that. They dammed up this big river up there, and it’s got all these spooky names like Hell’s Gate. It’s really cool.”

Lewis went on to say that there was a real stalker in Tyler, Texas who became a folk hero, “I was down there for Thanksgiving, and after the family got through talking about who died and who’s got cancer and all those things that families talk about, they started talking about this guy who was peeping in windows and started breaking into people’s houses. He’d go out of his way to be seen, and everyone is like armed to the teeth, and he’s like tapping on windows. The whole family was freaked out about it.”

Come to your own conclusions, but no matter what it’s about, and however dark it may be, this song is one of the greatest of all time.

Either you love Sacha Baron Cohen or you hate him.

Most likely, those at Fashion Week in Milan hate him.

For the second time this week the comedian gained entry to unauthorized areas at Milan’s Fashion Week. The first time he burst into the changing area backstage at Italian designer Iceberg’s show, causing models to scream.

This time, however, he managed to make it onto the catwalk during the Agata Luiz della Prada show, where he strutted his stuff in a ridiculous multi-layered outfit.

He was eventually caught and taken to the Milan Sempione police station where he was released without any charges.

Sacha is in character playing the Austrian fashionista Bruno for his new film, Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Male.

How original!  It sounds nothing like his last movie, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Yawn.

I know there are a lot of Borat lovers out there, but really, I thought it was overrated.  Yeah, there were a few funny parts, but as a whole the movie stunk.

I think that Sacha is trying to be another Andy Kaufman.  I mean, hello!  Kaufman’s ‘Foreign Man’ skit, ‘Latka’, the way that he would go into character and not come out of it.  It’s been done before, it’s just that this generation is too young to remember it.

Which star famous for her shapely rear has a phobia of bottoms – even though hers has made her famous? We hear the babe is even considering a butt reduction – Mirror

Married with children and a high-flying Hollywood career, this A-lister was known at his New York performing school as “Two Tricks”, and was famous for once giving blow jobs to eight men consecutively in a closet. – Blind Gossip

Which musical family man is having a kinky affair? He and his wife are on the outs, and he’s totally smitten with a younger sultry vixen. Why? She loves porn and experimentation. – Blind Gossip

Well, our Academy Award winning/nominated actress is at it again. This time at a charity event. Just when she had started being invited back to events after her last drunken banishment, it seems as if she is up to her old tricks. Hey, at least this time before she got kicked out she didn’t hit anyone. Instead she just did some yelling and screaming. Note to future cocktail servers who encounter our actress. Two olives not one in her martinis or else you will see the spittle fly. – Crazy Days & Nights

It’s really one of Hollywood’s best-kept secrets—right up there with what exactly went down between Tom and Nicole. And yes, if you’re smelling a pooftah about to be (almost) outted here, then, babycakes, you are correct.

For the ribald record, do you all have any idea how hard it is to find surreptitious heterosexual effed-up behavior in this town? It’s ridiculous! No one hides that crap in T-town! You straight Neanderthals are so proud of treating women like they so often treat themselves (starvation, mutilation, etc.). It’s all the closeted fagolas who are worth writing about.

Take Petered Metered, for ince. He’s, like, so famous for screwing everything that’s boobalicous, always female, always a very broad-type o’ broad, too. Know what I mean? P.M. truly loves the attention all this lady-killin’ affords him, the more visible, the better. The more curvaceous, even more better!

A little obvious for my tastes, but in a town where a woman can still keep their kids and have a career comeback less than a year after they go bald-headed wacko, what the ef do I know about subtleties?

Obviously, not nearly as much as does Mr. Metered, who has it expressly written into the contracts with his girlfriends (yes, you read correctly) that they’re supposed to go on and on not just about Metered’s prowess, but his damn annoying wandering eye, too. It’s all for effect. Just so the gullible public doesn’t quit buying his product, which affords P.M. mucho purchased playtime with the—you know what’s coming here, hons—the boys ‘n’ the toys. Lots of toys and gadgets and drugs and gels and porn and…jeez, doesn’t anybody just have plain ol’ sex anymore?

And It Ain’t: Sylvester Stallone, Colin Farrell, Matthew McConaughey - Ted Casablanca

After last weeks tragic plane crash that killed four people and left Travis Barker and DJ AM badly burned, fans have been anxious to find out the condition of the surviving men.

Jermaine Dupri visited Barker in the hospital last Sunday and says his buddy is recovering nicely – both emotionally and physically.

“He’s doing good, he’s gonna be alright. He’s just got a lot of healing to do. He’s supposed to send a message out to everybody in a couple of days to let everybody know that he’s feeling better. He’s definitely feeling the love from everyone.”

Barker has been made more comfortable in a customized hospital room, where he can work and communicate with the outside world.

Dupri explains, “He’s just now getting everything in the hospital set up for him – iPods, computers, everything that he needs. You got to make sure he is comfortable.”

“I think everything will be cool when I get back there [to see him]. He’ll probably be up and talking crazy and all that – back to his old self.”

Check it out, Britney Spears‘ new single, “Womanizer”.

Thank god for those voice filter machines! I promise you we will never, ever hear a Britney unplugged. Because she can’t sing. Heh. See for yourself.