Poor Kim Kardashian…she and her big bum are real sad.

I guess she was booted off DWTS last night – not that I would know, I personally think that is the worst television show ever and refuse to watch that crap. If I have nothing better to do than watch that show – someone kill me.

The big bootied socialite, known for little more than her plump derriere, is totally “inconsolable” after being the latest casualty of the cheesy reality show.

Damn, I bet she was like, “This is my chance to shine! To actually be known as something other than Paris Hilton’s ex-BFF, the girl with the big ol’ ass – or Robert Kardashian’s daughter!”

And she blew it.

Kimmy took to her blog to tell her “fans” how she felt,

“What can I say… I am obviously sad to go. But I am more sad to not be seeing this amazing cast that really has grown so close together. I know I wasn’t the best dancer and I never claimed to be. I have never taken a dance class in my life until now! But WOW what an incredible experience!””

I’m telling you, that ass is holding her down. The anvil in the pants.. heh.

I watched the video [below] and that sister cannot dance! It’s like her partner was the woman and she was the man – in terms of the sexiness exuded onstage. She was rigid as a month long corpse!

You know she is just as exciting in bed. Lying there in a big heap of hotness just waiting for the guy to make magic happen..

Her partner, Mark Ballas, said after the show, “We talked about it, and I imagine it will always be a sad day for her. I just hope that her time on the show was magical for her, and, at the end of the day, I will always be so proud that I was the one holding her hand up there.”