Brooke Hogan looks like her mom a whore, as usual - DSF

Paris Hilton is as welcome as an anal rupture - HM

Jewel is the lady in red - UMC

Miley Cyrus gets baked - BST

Clive Owen photoshopped beyond recognition - ABH

If The Simpson’s Mr. Burns wore a bikini he’d look like this - DL

Kim Kardashian takes her ass jogging - DSF

Audrina Patridge has an amazing body - Y!

John Mayer is bruised - WB

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