Brooke Hogan looks like her mom a whore, as usual – DSF

Paris Hilton is as welcome as an anal rupture – HM

Jewel is the lady in red – UMC

Miley Cyrus gets baked – BST

Clive Owen photoshopped beyond recognition – ABH

If The Simpson’s Mr. Burns wore a bikini he’d look like this – DL

Kim Kardashian takes her ass jogging – DSF

Audrina Patridge has an amazing body – Y!

John Mayer is bruised – WB

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