Do you believe Dita Von Teese? – HM

Slutty swimsuit photoshoot [video] – DSF

Madonna looks like one of those shrunken apple heads – BST

Danielle Lloyd naked in Loaded mag – UMC

More Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson bikini pics – Y!

Jennifer Aniston buys two tanning beds – WB

Moose knuckle safari! – CR

Was Angelina Jolie forced into therapy? – PB

Sophia Loren looks fab – BS

Anne Hathaway gets grilled by Letterman – TB

Someone is going to smoke Kurt Cobain’s ashes – ABH

Proof that people will pierce anything – CK

Adorable Beverly Mitchell got hitched – EB

Britney Spears in stripes – BBB

Britney gives the kids an eyeful – ND

This is how Russell Crowe gained 63 pounds – GB

Are Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo engaged? – HB

Paris Hilton isn’t shallow – A!

Jenny McCarthy vs. Amanda Peet catfight! – BB

Kim Kardashian remembers her dad – POP

Nicole Richie can drive again – CW

Usher to launch lingerie line – DS

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