A Bridgeport, Connecticut woman, sued L’Oreal Inc. claiming the blonde hair dye she had purchased was instead brown, causing her platinum locks to be dyed brunette.

This, of course, left the bimbo, Ms. Charlotte Feeney, so “traumatized” that it caused her to need anti-depressants.

Yes, really.

Not only that, she claims she was so distraught that she suffered from headaches and anxiety as well. But wait, we’re not done here. Heh.

She added that she so dearly missed “the attention that blondes receive” that she wouldn’t leave her house – and when she did, she would wear a hat in order to hide her gruesome self from the public.

Fortunately a Superior Court judge sided with L’Oreal (who disputed the claims) and dismissed her 2005 lawsuit Monday. The woman had insufficient evidence that the company had in fact made a mistake.

If something like this is truly that traumatic for this woman, imagine if something really bad happened to her. What if she came down with a skin disorder or was burned in a fire?

Buck up, blondie. You most certainly have harder times ahead.

[AP]