Lindsay Lohan is receiving threats from a crazy freak, needs police protection - HM

Naked pics of Hugh Hefner’s slutty twins - DSF

Anna Kournikova bikini Maxim pics - UMC

Carmen Electra is boobalicious - BST

I LOVE #1 on this list - ABH

Charlie Sheen is a sperm spinner! - WB

It’s confirmed, Sarah Palin will be on SNL, see when here - CC

Eva Mendes is sick of J Lo - TB

Avril Lavigne headed for a divorce? - HBW

Random guy pulls a Robert Downey Jr. - POP

Whitney Port does ‘The City’ - BBB

Tyra Banks teaches Janet Jackson to be fierce - PB

Zac Efron all waxed - BS

Barack Osama is on the ballots in NY - EB

Peaches Geldof is more like a spiny ass Pineapple - HM

Miley Cyrus buys BFF rings for her and ___. - GB

The LOL Cats are the best - CR

You will not believe how much Bette Midler’s daughter looks EXACTLY like her - CK

This Austin Powers actor’s DNA came back to link him to a vicious 1990 gang rape - CW