Lindsay Lohan is receiving threats from a crazy freak, needs police protection – HM

Naked pics of Hugh Hefner’s slutty twins – DSF

Anna Kournikova bikini Maxim pics – UMC

Carmen Electra is boobalicious – BST

I LOVE #1 on this list – ABH

Charlie Sheen is a sperm spinner! – WB

It’s confirmed, Sarah Palin will be on SNL, see when here – CC

Eva Mendes is sick of J Lo – TB

Avril Lavigne headed for a divorce? – HBW

Random guy pulls a Robert Downey Jr. – POP

Whitney Port does ‘The City’ – BBB

Tyra Banks teaches Janet Jackson to be fierce – PB

Zac Efron all waxed – BS

Barack Osama is on the ballots in NY – EB

Peaches Geldof is more like a spiny ass Pineapple – HM

Miley Cyrus buys BFF rings for her and ___. – GB

The LOL Cats are the best – CR

You will not believe how much Bette Midler’s daughter looks EXACTLY like her – CK

This Austin Powers actor’s DNA came back to link him to a vicious 1990 gang rape – CW