Jon Bon Jovi sued for 400 BILLION dollars! – HM

Meet the nailin’ Sarah Palin star – DSF

Bikini photo shoot – UMC

Paris Hilton refuses to exit airplane until she looks ‘perfect’ – BST

Stacy Keibler does Maxim – TB

Magic Johnson faked AIDS? – HW

The Kills’ tour bus driver is missing under bizarre circumstances – ABH

Brad and Angelina build a massive fence – PB

Daisy from Rock of Love bought a new face – POP

Britney Spears smells like ___ – CK

J Lo and Marc Anthony renewed their vows – WB

Chris Crocker is better than Heidi Montag – EB

Madge is still showing her vag – CR

Gossip Girl probably already a cokehead – CW

Become a Celebrity Smack fan on Facebook – FB

Be my friend on MySpace – MS