If the cowardly lion and Madonna had a baby… – UMC

Danielle Lloyd looks like Chyna Doll! – BST

Shauna Sand in see-through dress because she is an AW – DS

Does Christie Brinkley’s ex have a sex tape with mistress? – Y!

If you don’t hate Heidi and Spencer now, you will after seeing this – WB

Katie Holmes Broadway pics – ABH

Mexico City Fashion Week update – CK

Hayden Panettiere drops F-Bomb while supporting Obama – EB

Aubrey O’Day naked for PETA – ND

Heidi Montag and her new, effed up face – BBB

The Scissor Sisters are back! – PB

Mel B’s fashion disaster – BB

Cat annoys sleeper all night long – CR

Katy Perry is annoying, dresses like Minnie Mouse – DS

Miley Cyrus eats ice cream – TB

The Beckham boys take after their dad – GB

Michelle Williams and Spike Jonez getting touchy feely – POP

Wonk wonk – CW