How to pick up a Playmate – DSF

Mischa Barton still wearing those dumb headbands – UMC

Bai Ling’s boobs want to say hello – BST

Breaking the Bond girl – ABH

Lindsay Lohan reams Samantha Ronson – POP

Faith Hill has something to prove – PP

The biggest boobs in Britain are pretty gross – CK

Couture fashion suggests men should be donning shawls – A!

Paris Hilton wants to stink up London – TB

Travis Barker was released from the hospital – CW

Gen-X’ers remember Watership Down? – PB

Beautiful television anchor found brutally beaten in her home – BB

Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce crap:

Guy Ritchie says that Kabbalah isn’t a real religion – WB

Madonna wants to raise the kids in NYC – PP

So of course A-Rod is buying a pad next door.. – DM

Madonna wants A-Rod’s baby already? – BSG

Apparently, Guy will score $18M – NYDN

Madonna slathers herself with expensive creams and wraps herself in plastic at night - Y!

David Banda’s biological father wants him back again – GB

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Sorry for the lack of updates today folks. Today is the anniversary of my bro’s death, and I just don’t feel like working.  Thanks for understanding, and I will see you all tomorrow!  xoxo