Developmentally disabled guy gets knocked the funk out after kicking someone’s kid – DSF

I love reading about kids sh*tting in rich guy’s yacht jacuzzis – HM

Selma Blair on the set of Kath & Kim – BST

Selena Gomez actually looks hot – UMC

Jonas Brothers to star in farting dog movie – WB

It’s good to be Al Pacino – ABH

Carrie Underwear gets around – Y!

Mischa Barton still dressing herself while stoned – CK

Lauren Conrad on Letterman, if you can stand to hear her talk – POP

Mariah Carey’s new video – PB

Ashley Olsen can’t take it – TB

The Hills recap – BBB