When I say that I love the 80s, trust me, these fools were not what, or who, I had in mind.

Even when I was a young, sweet and innocent teenager (heh) I had no love for boy bands. In fact, I can’t really think of any boy bands I went gaga over. It just wasn’t my thing. Maybe it was the love songs they sang while sounding like their nuts were in a vice, or maybe it was the corny ass choreography and cheesy lyrics.

Probably a combination of all three.

So really, I could have cared less when New Kids on the Block announced that they were going to reunite. Not only couldn’t I have cared, I was actually shocked! I thought, ‘Aren’t these guys embarrassed of their past? Don’t they remember how incredibly bad they sucked?!’ I would think they would have wanted to just leave that part of their professional careers alone and kinda sweep it under the rug.

But I guess somehow the millions of records they have sold has convinced them that they are actually good…heh.

Here they are now, in concert at Madison Square Garden.  Let’s make fun of them, shall we?

Donny Wahlberg!  Hey man, I loved you in Boogie Nights!

Oh, you have a brother? Ok, well, say hi to your mother for me..

Jordan Knight, a.k.a. The Bitter One.

He was always pissed that nobody cared about who he was after NKOTB faded away. Bet he is happy now. But once they disappear into the pop culture black hole again he’ll need to go back to his day job…impersonating Ricky Ricardo.

Joey McIntyre was the youngest . He’s a total bottom. I can tell. An adorable one, however..

Danny Wood, the one who looks like a flying monkey from Oz….with a faux hawk.

And finally, Jonathan Knight, the Gomer Pyle of the group…just give him a few more years & a few more pounds..

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