Who knew Corey Haim could find someone who would love him for who he is. A washed-up junkie who just can’t seem to get it together.

Tiffany Shepis, a B-list (at best) horror actress, met Haim twelve years ago on the set of “Fever Lake.” The couple were reunited at a horror movie convention recently. They have announced that they plan to marry next year. If they make it that long..

Haim’s official web site reads, “A big mazal tov goes out to Corey — he is getting married!! The lovely lady is Tiffany Shepis! The wedding has been set for May 9, 2009!”

As for the lovely lady’s website, it’s a fantasy site where she promises to make your wildest dreams come true, via a personal photoshoot tailored to fit your whacked-out fetishes.

It reads, “Now you can have total control over your very own photoset. You decide what I wear and how I pose… Innocent, sultry, coy… whatever your taste!”

Buckle your seats ladies and gentlemen, I feel a hell of a trainwreck coming on.