“I hadn’t eaten all day, and I was starving. They were coming around with this bowl of brownies, and I grabbed three of them and just started scarfing them down….every lyric sounded like it was the Cookie Monster yelling in my ear, and I started feeling really sh*tty, but I had to play through the set. I couldn’t just go up to Puffy and say, ‘Sorry, I ate a [bleep]-load of hash brownies, I can’t do your White Party.’ “
- Mark Ronson chowed on pot brownies at P. Diddy’s White Party, without knowing they were laced…riiight.
WIN Lee Ann Womack’s highly anticipated seventh album, Call Me Crazy!
“I’m so fired up to be back doing what I feel like I was born to do, which is making country music,” said Womack. “The time I spent writing, looking for songs, and meeting with [producer Tony Brown] felt so effortless and natural. One of my favorite things when making a record is working with some of the best singers and musicians in the world…it was so fun to have some of them work on this project.”
Four of the twelve tracks are co-written by Womack and fans will discover two other very well-known male voices accompanying the songstress, including Keith Urban and George Strait. Last time Womack and Strait collaborated was for “Good News, Bad News”, which earned them a Country Music Association award for “Musical Event of the Year.”
Outspoken singer, Pink, recently named John Mayer as her most hated celebrity.
She met the playboy singer at a party recently and was appalled when he told her that he only sleeps with dumb chicks.
She said,
“I got into an argument with him. I don’t believe him as much as he believes him. He said something along the lines of, ‘I only shag really stupid women.’ And I said, ‘I guess they would have to be.’ I don’t get him at all.”
Man, Mayer has really turned into a penis, hasn’t he? When he first jumped on the scene, he was a hairy, pasty looking dweeb. Back then he claimed he was done sleeping with groupies because he didn’t feel good about it.
“I slept with, like, three girls in a week. I thought that’s what you did. But there was one girl, I don’t remember anything about her, but I left my own body and looked down at myself and said, ‘Huhuh. Not you.’ I stayed up all night and didn’t sleep.”
Pink’s right. Ayone who would willingly give it up to someone so arrogant is a dumb bitch.
A couple months ago I told you about Courtenay Semel’s drunken altercation with a security guard in Las Vegas that ended up with her arrest.
(In case you’ve already forgotten, Semel is the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO, Terry Semel, and currently the girlfriend of Tila Tequila.)
Back in August, Semel was arrested after smacking Pure nightclub security guard, Jaroslaw Jarczok, in the back of the head while exiting the club. It was around 4 a.m. and according to Jarczok she was “quite intoxicated due to alcohol and/or chemical or other substances.”
He eventually detained her with handcuffs, which only led to a foul mouthed tirade against him. In the midst of it all, Courtenay had to remind him of who he was dealing with. She screamed at him,
“Do you even know who I am, f**king idiot? Google me, you dumb f**k.”
In a lawsuit filed yesterday in L.A. County Court, Jarczok claims he’s been humiliated and “anxious about receiving harassing comments by friends.”
Oh yeah? Well wait til they catch wind of you suing her! Then you’re really going to be butt of all your friends jokes, you dumbass. C’mon dude, we all know you make $9 an hour to bounce at a club and the extra cash would sure be fun to spend, wouldn’t it?
Gawd, I hate people who are sue happy. I hope his friends are making this
big, dumb bastard’s life hell.
Jarcozk is requesting unspecified damages…which means he will settle out of court for a lump sum.
Britney is really looking damn good these days. Pictures posted on her official website show that all of her hard work has paid off.
She looks trim, toned and much better than she has in years.
I think her new website was set up just for things like this. Instead of seeing Britney all the time through the eyes of the paparazzi, Britney, or someone on her team, got smart and took things into their own hands. Not a bad idea, really..
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