Pixie Geldof bloody nose and pierced nipple - DSF

Win your very own pirate porno over at Bastardly - BST

Jessica Gomes is topless in GQ - Y!

Peaches Geldof is a shoplifter, caught again - HM

Hayden Panettiere puts on her Tyra eyes - UMC

Holly Madison is dumber than we thought - WB

OMG, this ad is bad..in a funny kind of way… - ABH

Sadly, Johnny Carson was a miserable man in real life - BS

Heidi Klum had the best costume this year - DS

Jordan and Peter Andre makeout to convince us they are still in love - GB

Enrique Iglesias is not too excited about his relationship with Anna - HM

Its Joey Buttafuoco ovah here! - BBB

The Bachelorette Deanna dumps Jesse, awhhhhh he is so sad! - POP

I love how Paris Hilton complains that men use her for her cash and her vagina but she so willingly gives it up - TB

Another scary Hollywood mug - GS

SNL does The View - PB

Britney looks like a retarded cat on the cover of Circus - CR

Paris Hilton pushes her teeny titties up and out - DSF

Criss Angel’s new show in Vegas sucks really bad - CK

Oh no, Xtina’s baby looks like daddy - PT

Angelina Jolie does Bazar - CW

Joaquin was never really cut out for Hollywood anyway - A!

Britney Spears will be on X-Factor - CD