Pixie Geldof bloody nose and pierced nipple – DSF

Win your very own pirate porno over at Bastardly – BST

Jessica Gomes is topless in GQ – Y!

Peaches Geldof is a shoplifter, caught again – HM

Hayden Panettiere puts on her Tyra eyes – UMC

Holly Madison is dumber than we thought – WB

OMG, this ad is bad..in a funny kind of way… – ABH

Sadly, Johnny Carson was a miserable man in real life – BS

Heidi Klum had the best costume this year – DS

Jordan and Peter Andre makeout to convince us they are still in love – GB

Enrique Iglesias is not too excited about his relationship with Anna – HM

Its Joey Buttafuoco ovah here! – BBB

The Bachelorette Deanna dumps Jesse, awhhhhh he is so sad! – POP

I love how Paris Hilton complains that men use her for her cash and her vagina but she so willingly gives it up – TB

Another scary Hollywood mug – GS

SNL does The View – PB

Britney looks like a retarded cat on the cover of Circus – CR

Paris Hilton pushes her teeny titties up and out – DSF

Criss Angel’s new show in Vegas sucks really bad – CK

Oh no, Xtina’s baby looks like daddy – PT

Angelina Jolie does Bazar – CW

Joaquin was never really cut out for Hollywood anyway – A!

Britney Spears will be on X-Factor – CD