Who knew Lindsay Lohan had a fat twin? – DSF
Surprise, surprise, 19-year-old cokehead’s marriage not working out – HM
Bar Refaeli colorfully sexy photo shoot – UMC
Nicole Kidman to play the world’s first transsexual – BST
Christina Aguilera is drunk as hell – Y!
John Travolta shaves head, leaves beard – CK
Listen to Britney Spears’ Kill the Lights single – PB
Hollywood gone Bollywood – A!
Kids are harrassing Pam Anderson’s kids, making fun of their slut mom – GB
Cindy Crawford won’t farking age! – WB
Ryan Phillippe is still with the other woman – EB
Mariah Carey probably uses her vag to control her hubby – TB
Drew Barrymore speaks out against Prop 8 – POP
Kim Kardashian behind the scenes photo shoot – DSF
Sienna Miller is through with the married dude – CW
Michael Madsen used to be hot – ABH
Now I have to go listen to November Rain.
“Mariah Carey probably uses her vag to control her hubby”
Is there a married woman who DOESN’T use her vag to control her husband?
Hey now! Not all of us are evil. Not in that way, at least!
Don’t play nice now, Spicy! You’re the evilest one of them all! That’s why I love your site so much! Heh!