Jennifer Ellison topless bikini - DSF

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get into a bitch fight - HM

The anorexic Victoria’s Secret model - BST

Audrina Patridge is a go-go dancer - UMC

Jessica Biel makes a nice stripper - Y!

Pete Wentz on his leaked penis pics - EB

Katy Perry acts like we care about her boobs - WB

Tom Cruise in his latest comedy - ABH

Bumpshack needs some chicks to fill out the anonymous sexual positions survey for a future article! - BS

Sexiest Man Alive spoof, HA! - CK

Winona Ryder hospitalized - TB

Amy Winehouse looks like a vampire - PB

Britney Spears’ new dude is hot - BB

Eva Longoria caught wearing Spanx - DSF

Jessica  Simpson has a trout pout again - CW

Brad Pitt and his 70s porn star mustache do Oprah - DS