Jennifer Ellison topless bikini – DSF

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get into a bitch fight – HM

The anorexic Victoria’s Secret model – BST

Audrina Patridge is a go-go dancer – UMC

Jessica Biel makes a nice stripper – Y!

Pete Wentz on his leaked penis pics – EB

Katy Perry acts like we care about her boobs – WB

Tom Cruise in his latest comedy – ABH

Bumpshack needs some chicks to fill out the anonymous sexual positions survey for a future article! – BS

Sexiest Man Alive spoof, HA! – CK

Winona Ryder hospitalized – TB

Amy Winehouse looks like a vampire – PB

Britney Spears’ new dude is hot – BB

Eva Longoria caught wearing Spanx – DSF

Jessica  Simpson has a trout pout again – CW

Brad Pitt and his 70s porn star mustache do Oprah – DS