Trust me, don’t watch this. – DSF

Most, um, colorful pic you will see all day! – DL

90210 nipple slip, like she didn’t know her boob was falling out, geeze. – BST

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s kid will be bullied in school – HM

I smell bacon!! – ABH

PETA has a new target! – CK

Britney Spears impersonating her dad – POP

Lara Flynn Boyle has a huge head, sliver body – WB

World’s sexiest woman? Hardly! – Y!

Paris Hilton is lying about Benji and her just taking a break – TB

Nice outfit, Kid Rock – A!

Prince William’s penis! – DL

Calling all cougars! Chace Crawford wants you as his beard! – GB

In case you’re not sick of Heidi Klum yet, here she is in InStyle – UMC

Sarah Palin is just not PC – BS

Yes, that is a Velveeta Britney – DL

Pam Anderson nude video, she just loves whoring herself out – DSF

Look like Madonna and Lance Bass to me! – BBB

A Mickey Rourke comeback – PB

Rihanna’s new tattoo looks better than anything else she’s wearing – DH

Winona likes the pills – CW

Pamela Anderson wants to legalize it – DS

Britney at Starbucks – GW

Oprah’s favorite things are cheap! – RAG

Celebrity bikini butts – CR

Kate Beckinsale takes daughter to dance class – PT

Jennifer Love Hewitt was robbed – D3

Check this out it’s rad:

If you are over, say 30-ish, you shouldn’t be able to hear much past 15 KHz…try it out! I could hear up to 16 KHz and I am *ahem* well into my 30s.