Trust me, don’t watch this. - DSF

Most, um, colorful pic you will see all day! - DL

90210 nipple slip, like she didn’t know her boob was falling out, geeze. - BST

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s kid will be bullied in school - HM

I smell bacon!! - ABH

PETA has a new target! - CK

Britney Spears impersonating her dad - POP

Lara Flynn Boyle has a huge head, sliver body - WB

World’s sexiest woman? Hardly! - Y!

Paris Hilton is lying about Benji and her just taking a break - TB

Nice outfit, Kid Rock - A!

Prince William’s penis! - DL

Calling all cougars! Chace Crawford wants you as his beard! - GB

In case you’re not sick of Heidi Klum yet, here she is in InStyle - UMC

Sarah Palin is just not PC - BS

Yes, that is a Velveeta Britney - DL

Pam Anderson nude video, she just loves whoring herself out - DSF

Look like Madonna and Lance Bass to me! - BBB

A Mickey Rourke comeback - PB

Rihanna’s new tattoo looks better than anything else she’s wearing - DH

Winona likes the pills - CW

Pamela Anderson wants to legalize it - DS

Britney at Starbucks - GW

Oprah’s favorite things are cheap! - RAG

Celebrity bikini butts - CR

Kate Beckinsale takes daughter to dance class - PT

Jennifer Love Hewitt was robbed - D3

Check this out it’s rad:

If you are over, say 30-ish, you shouldn’t be able to hear much past 15 KHz…try it out! I could hear up to 16 KHz and I am *ahem* well into my 30s.