Sorry boys, but we’re stuck with Carol Alt as our December Playboy covergirl.

Not that that’s a bad thing necessarily, I actually like Carol, but would prefer by 100x to see Dita Von Teese in the centerfold than I would a model twenty-years past her prime. Sorry, Carol.

Besides, Dita is such great eye candy. Whether you think she is beautiful or not, you know you love to stare.

See unedited pics at Germany’s Playboy website.