So as it turns out, the Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt wedding wasn’t as spontaneous as they would have liked us to believe.

Duh!

Cameras were in tow as the couple eloped in Cabo San Lucas, and also have been following them during their honeymoon.

Executive producer Liz Gately confirms, “MTV is currently filming Heidi and Spencer in Mexico, as we were expecting to capture them on vacation. Fans will be able to see the exclusive footage from the ceremony in an upcoming episode, and we will continue to follow the newlywed’s relationship as it plays out in real life.”

Anything and everything is marketable to these two. If they ever have a kid, that child will be pimped out to the media, not to mention the actual birth being recorded and sold on DVD.

But let’s not think about them procreating. Because if ever there were an evil spawn..