So what do you think about Prince William’s new beard and mustache – do you think it is hot or totally not?

Whatever you think, it’s becoming apparent that 2009 will be the year of the stache, folks!

Donatella Versace, 53, is spending her Christmas holiday on the island of St. Barts doing what she loves to do.

Tanning her hide.

Versace, who claims to have been clean for the past 4 years, battled a raging cocaine habit for ages which also took a toll of the designer’s face.

That, combined with the extreme sun damage and the cosmetic surgery, have turned her into a leathery looking lizard!

Proof that money cannot buy beauty!

[DM]

Wishing you all a happy and safe holiday season!

It seems about once a week we hear of another fight between fiery Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

This week is no exception.

On Monday we learned that Sam went to the hospital Sunday, supposedly due to exhaustion and excessive traveling. Now we are learning that early that same morning Lindsay and Samantha were involved in yet another screaming match.

Neighbors told TMZ that the two went at it for a long time but was at it’s worst around 4:00am. (I’m sure there were no drugs involved – heh.)

At one point one of the women yelled, “You never say you love me!”

I would be willing to bet it was Lindsay, because shortly after glass started shattering and neighbors heard Sam scream, “If you’re gonna break things get out of my house!”

There were lots of hurled F-bombs among other lovely obscenities.

I have a feeling when this relationship ends, and trust it will, it is not going to be pretty, folks.

Amy Winehouse is still enjoying a lovely Caribbean holiday with friends and is truly looking better than she has in ages.

She and her goddaughter relax on a peaceful boat ride in the waters of the Caribbean.

Barack  Obama’s Hawaiian family vacation isn’t just about sandy beaches and warm weather.

It’s about saying goodbye.

Barack and family held a private memorial service for his grandmother, “Toot”, Madelyn Dunham on a secluded coastline of Oahu, where they spread her ashes, along with flowers, into the ocean.

Of course, Bauer Griffin was there to take the photos, and yes, I have access to them, but will I post them? Hell no. I might post the man looking all hot on the beach without a shirt, (meooow!) but in no way would I ruin something so sacred.

I have been unfortunate enough in my life to have done the same thing with the ashes of a loved one and am offended and saddened that someone would take photos of something so personal, and so private.

So, instead, I am posting a photo of a cute little Barack, his half sister Maya, his mother Ann, and his grandfather, Stanley. Isn’t he a doll?!

Whose streetwalker fishnet ass is this?? – HM

Video of Amy Winehouse dancing topless – DSF

This chick reminds me of a WAY HOTTER (and a little older) Hayden Panettiere – UMC

Victoria Beckham looked so much hotter with her extensions, but I don’t know about this hooker outfit – BST

Vampire cuts his hair – ABH

Nothing screams “LOOK AT ME!” like a big ol’ pink Bentley – Y!

I think Stephanie Seymour is packing testicles – TB

Scarlett Johansson and that dumb snot rag made a lot for charity – WB

Beyonce is wearing those effed up heels I wrote about a few months back – POP

Pray this doesn’t happen – CK

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It’s that time of year again! Posting will be very sporadic from now through the first of the year.

I am hopefully heading out of town after Christmas (weather permitting, it’s been nuts up here in the Seattle area) and won’t be back until the 2nd.

I’ll try and get some posting in here and there – but I’ll most likely be more interested in drinking and celebrating with friends than working. I never take time off, and damnit, I deserve it! 

Hope you all have a safe and happy holiday season.

xoxo

John Mayer and Matchbox Twenty singer Rob Thomas joined together to spread holiday cheer to sick children in New York.

The two men performed a private concert at 95.5 WPLJ-FM’s 17th Annual Holiday Concert at Blythedale Children’s Hospital on Monday.

They sang Ben E. King’s Stand by Me and stayed after to sign autographs for the kids.

The event raised approximately $250,000 for the hospital.

After a little digging around I found a recording of the event…listen below!

In recent interviews Pete Wentz has been talking about banging his wife, their sex life and now he is describing Ashlee’s breast milk.

The emo Fall Out Boy chatted on Sirius’ ‘The Morning Mash Up’ this morning (it was recorded on Monday) and he giddily spoke about tasting Ashlee’s breast milk.

He described it as “soury” and “weird.”

He adds that their newborn baby Bronx Mowgli likes it. “The baby loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have.”

Enjoy your lunch, bitches!