Matthew Broderick busted for having sex with a horse? Heh – HM
Paris Hilton’s magic pushup bra – DSF
Christmas hottie – UMC
Britney Spears lost weight in a very unhealthy way – PB
Sean Avery is a dick – Y!
Peaches Geldof in some ridiculously gawdy outfit – BST
What is that fricking stench!? – WB
If you hate Katy Perry check this shizzle out – POP
More fun Tom Cruise bashing – ABH
Katie Couric cut her hair – CK
Shauna Sands hubby punched her in the funbags – GH
Everyone is wearing high waisted clothing – A!
Jamie Lynn Spears had liposuction? – TB
Michael Phelps might be a sports hero but I think he’s a goon – BS
Gordon Ramsay is a sex feen – NZH
Because nothing says forever like Claire’s wedding rings – AL



















Michael Phelps is a Total Goon! You said it, Spicy! I was in Vegas recently at the Moon nightclub at the Palms. He was there in all his glory with his BS security detail. No problem. But he made the DJ announce every hour on the hour that he was in the club. I am not making this up. And he wouldn’t let anyone near him for pictures. Lame. You want to be out in the club and then you want everyone to leave you alone? He is a great swimmer but a wet douchebag in public…
Ha! He is riding out his fame, eh? He’s probably getting SO much ass right now though! Girlfriend or not. But yeah, I think he’s a doofus – and a total butterface!